April 2011
158 posts
When asked to show off their dancing skills...
chandoo:
Infinite’s dancing machine stands up right away.
But Luna’s like, “No, I want to see Sungyeol do it.”
He tried to get out of it, but Luna, being their sunbae, uses her *~sunbae powers~* and says “Aren’t you supposed to do everything a sunbae says?”
So Sungyeol gets pushed by Sunggyu and Myungsoo reluctantly stands up
and…
Sometimes i wonder why my followers DO NOT talk to...
Maybe because i don’t talk to them ?
or maybe they’re shy?
maybe I’m too quite?
or I’m in my own world?
or I seem not friendly?
or maybe they think I’m arrogant?
or they think I’m crazy?! 0__0
or maybe they just like my blog?
or maybe because I”m weird?
maybe because I’m scary?!!
or they just don’t care? LOL
now dear followers tell me the real reason? i’m...
I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M...
snsdfreak:
MR. TAXI MV IS FUCKIN’ OSM !!!!
MR. TAXI TAXI TAXI~♥
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Faith is all we need.
So glad I read this entire thing.
Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes...
pokemonftw-:
ajohnnn:
LOLOLOL ALANA
When you accidently click on something scary.
Ang gusto ko sa lalaki...
beatricelouisesim:
iarivera:
euphoriana:
Yung kahit Pangit yung tingin ng ibang tao sayo, maganda ka parin para sa kanya.
Yung nagpaparaya. Basta masaya yung mga taong importante sa kanya, kahit nasasaktan na siya.
Yung gagawin lahat basta mapasaya ka lang.
Yung babantayan ka ‘pag natutulog ka.
Yung sasamahan ka ‘pag nag-iisa ka.
Yung kwela, ma-trip, nakakatawa. Pero ‘pag...
The single, most attractive thing I could ever...
Let's get Tied!
captivatedwithhersmile:
thefuturepresidentandres:
cutiephryme:
FOR REFERENCE.
Watchpinno-chio:
qristal:
Krystal said to Amber to try to move forward but Victoria said in Chinese to Amber to try to move backwards!
LOL.SO AMBER PROBABBLY GOT CONFUSED.
POOOR BB.
LMAO AND LUNA’S ENG IS EPICNESSS
LMFAO.
KNOW IM SAYIN,MAN.
KWON YURI, WHY SO KIND? ♥
donghaeismine:
A fan gave Yuri a gift inside Gimpo airport…
As her way of saying thank you, she gave the fan something from her Starbucks paperbag…
The fan refused to accept the gift but she insisted on giving it to him…
SUCH A LUCKY FAN. ♥ and Yuri, you’re so precious. :”>
Friendster.
Madalas man kitang laitin at isnobin
ikaw pa rin ang unang Social Networking site na una kong ginawan ng account.
Sa’yo pa rin ako natuto ng konting HTML.
Sa’yo ako unang nakapag comment sa isang page ng isang account at hindi sa kanyang status.
Sa’yo ako nakipagpabonggahan ng About me.
Laging It’s Complicated ang status ko sayo.
Sa’yo ako nakakapagflood ng testimonials.
Sa’yo ako...
[PICS] Mr. Taxi
iliveunderthepinkocean:
cr; girls-generation.jp
When i turn off the lights downstairs i RUN LIKE...
roniroww:
asdfghjkllove:
Just like this:
Then when someone saw me running.. and ask:
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU
RUNNING?” and you’re like:
nothing :P
THIS.
Facebook..
sin-and-tonic:
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg drunkk”
...
I don't know how people could draw a hand like...
When I draw a hand, it looks like this;
